Welcome to Literally the Best Blog Ever

Now, of course I haven't viewed every single blog out there, so calling this the best blog ever does seem to be a bit of a hyperbole. And that's okay. What's not okay is calling this "literally" the best blog out there, because that word removes the statement from mere hyperbole into indesputable fact. And I don't think that's what anyone wants. I certainly don't.

Welcome to Literally the Best Blog Ever, where I will address offenses to the English language perpetrated (and perpetuated) by literally everyone you know. Hopefully these posts will be entertaining and educational. Maybe you already know all about all of the issues I will address. But maybe you will be surprised at times. Maybe reading this blog will allow you to write better emails, or blogs, or poems, or letters to your pen-pal. In any case, sit back, relax, and enjoy the free donuts. (See, I told you it was the best, didn't I?) Come for the donuts, stay for the language tips. Literally the Best.